![]() ![]() ![]() Undeterred, lesson learned, and with renewed vigor, he returned to the merchant life immediately - turning his lost eye into brand recognition. It was this pie selling business that cost him his eye when he refused to pay protection money to the local lads. Always a merchant by heart, he started out selling pies. A theifling merchant from Cheliax, with a strong dislike for his fellow thieflings working with the demons to destroy Golarion. One-Eyed Devil: By the Inn at the market square.A vision by Ra showed him under Queen Galfreys service and so he has been serving her for two dozen years, until he joined the Fifth Crusade. He was a soldier for in the army for exactly one hundred years, but his growing consciousness kept nagging him, urging him to seek a greater purpose than simple war. ![]() His parents named the captain after a terrible type of desert storms named harmattan, which they miraculously survived. Enter through the barracks themselves and take the stairs up. Captain Harmattans: On top of the barracks.Ramien is infatuated with Camellia and might ask the commander to introduce the two. He still assists in the restoration effort of his church and city, but wants to be on the frontline where the people need him the most - and far away from the dullness that has befallen Kenabres during its rebuilding. A priest of Desna that followed the commander to Drezen after the destruction of Kenabres. Camellia is his adoptive daughter, whom he took in after her mother - a house servant of Gwerm - died. Despite his shrewd exterior and his reputation as a ruthless merchant noble, Horgus dabbles in philanthropy and isn't beyond letting others think they got the better end of a deal in order to perform charity secretly. The reputation of the Gwerm name means everything to Horgus. This would make the second demon attack Horgus Gwerm has survived after his family and long time friend, Darian Wytt, were murdered by demons. Previously in Kenebres, Horgus Gwerm followed the Commander to Drezen after the demon attack. Soon after he became a full fledge theurge. He crossed the continent and became a student under Miammir. Reading a book by Miammir the Scholar fundamentally changed the way Klaem understood the concept of power and knowledge. Despite his diligent studies, he never managed to become a theruge under Nethys. Born and raised in Taldor, he served the god Nethys doing minor duties in the temple. He eventually took in the orphaned Morveg and raised him as an Everbright Crusader and as his protege. Joined the order at an early age to fight evil. The leader of the Everbright Crusaders serving in the Fifth Crusade. She returned to her wandering ways until she saw an opportunity to help the Fifth Crusade and the people of Drezen. Previously, she had called a certain barony in the Stolen Lands her home. Arsinoe is a cleric of Abadar, providing cleric services for the Fifth Crusade. Sells divine scrolls and One Half of the Pair. Robe of Inevitability (+2 Spell Penetration) Headband of Alluring Charm +4 (strong boost early on) +1 to caster level made to overcome spell resistance) Goggles of Pure Sight (Roll 20 on next dispell. Weapons, A couple of strong magical ones. Drezen InformationĬloaks, Gloves, Caster Armour, Arcane Scrolls Losing Drezen - believed to be invulnerable to demons - meant a swift end to the crusade, as morale dropped and any hope to conquer the threat of the Worldwound had been lost. Upon removal the demons began their assault on the city, slaughtering civilians and torturing them. It was lost during the fourth crusade, when the traitor Staunton Vhane was convinced to steal it away for an unauthorized foray against the demons outside Drezen. It prevents the demons from using their teleportation as long is it adorns the citadels walls. Control over this city is key to victory in the war.ĭrezen houses the Sword of Valor, a banner blessed by Iomedae. A crusader citadel in the middle of the Worldwound, erected when victory over the demons seemed so close. For the guide visit Banner Over the Citadelĭrezen is a Location in Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous. ![]()
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![]() ![]() Thus, although elemental sodium bears semblance to a small rock, it is soft enough to be cut by a blunt knife. While working in the lab, students and lab assistants are expected to take the piece of elemental sodium out of the kerosene and cut a small piece with the knife.The best way to store sodium safely is by immersing it into liquid hydrocarbons, such as kerosene. Among the many interesting facts about sodium, one is that the sodium element is highly reactive, which makes the storage of pure sodium a Herculean task.Sodium is the fourth most abundant element and makes up almost 2.6% of the Earth’s crust.When sodium is brought in contact with water, it explodes, forming sodium hydroxide along with the release of a large amount of heat.Sodium cannot exist freely in nature and when brought in contact with air, readily oxidizes and forms oxides.Sodium has 13 isotopes, of which only one isotope is stable.The density of alkali metals increases with increase in atomic number, however, sodium unlike the other alkali metals has a higher density as compared to potassium.Since the valence of sodium is +1, it donates this single electron during chemical reactions, to form bonds. The atomic mass of the element sodium is 23, and the atomic number is 11. It has a bright luster, however, this luster disappears when exposed to air. Sodium is a soft, silvery-white colored element, which can be cut with a knife at room temperature. Its symbol, Na, comes from the Latin name ‘natrium’, which is a common sodium compound. Sodium was first isolated in 1807, by Sir Humphrey Davy through the electrolysis of caustic soda. ![]() ![]() ![]() That Moore's film did, in fact, see the light of day suggests a sea change in media corporations' sense of what the phrase "Fair Use" means, and what level of bullying they can get away with. Some assumed the movie would never get a proper theatrical release. ![]() It got good critical notices and a lot of sight-unseen support, mostly from filmmakers who resented the way that media corporations squash art that tries to comment on their world view, their characters or their corporate history. "Escape from Tomorrow" screened at Sundance and EbertFest earlier this year. It lashes out against the placid, sexless, clean-scrubbed version of happiness peddled by Disney, not because it thinks sanitized diversions have no place in American life, but because the Disney vision is as blandly oppressive as Nurse Ratched in " One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." But it's still a vital and significant American feature all movies should be this "disappointing." With its sneaky production history and low-tech special effects (including green-screened backgrounds a couple steps up from a karaoke video), "Escape from Tomorrow" is guerrilla art. There's a sense of missed opportunity at the end: "Escape from Tomorrow" could have been a sneaky masterpiece, and it isn't. It unleashes the moviemaker's id by way of Jim's flipped-out imagination, and suggests he's right to think that the Mouse has a sinister agenda. The movie's wild and disturbing climax redeems some of the movie's missteps. We sometimes feel that Jim is not just projecting his pain onto undeserving proxies-that maybe these rhymes-with-witches are his real problem. Emily is rarely more than a suffering spouse or a griping shrew (except in a marvelous late scene where she senses the depth of his misery and reaches out to him). The movie's teenage girls never seem like more than dirty-old-man fantasies, Lolitas skipping and laughing and teasing him. The problem is that Jim's psyche isn't fascinating enough to wallow in for 90 minutes, and the supporting characters offer no relief from the monotony of his distress they aren't written to suggest that there's more to them than what Jim sees-and that's too bad, because whenever there's a gap between a lead character's perception of reality and reality, it enriches the story. It's fine that we never leave Jim's perspective, and that the whole story is shaped, at times deformed, by his mix of despair, lust and resentment many great movies have stayed anchored to one character's point-of-view. Moore's themes and vision are too narrow to support a feature-length comedy. As Jim, Abramsohn has a bit of the beaten-down schlub quality that Matthew Broderick brought to the hero in " Election." He doesn't sugarcoat the character's unlikable qualities he puts the desperation front-and-center, and makes sure that Roy owns all of his thoughts, including the sleazy and revolting ones. The latter include a visit to Disney's "It's a Small World After All" that transforms the chirpy, one-world puppet show into a psychedelic nightmare. He behaves with impatience and then bitter anger toward his wife and kids, develops a pathetic sexual obsession with two beautiful teenage girls ( Annet Mahendru and Danielle Safady), and hallucinates sinister visions on harmless rides. ![]() He already seems distracted or dissatisfied when we meet him, but the sudden news that he's been fired from his job pushes him over the brink. Roy Abramsohn stars as Jim, the beleaguered husband of Emily ( Elena Schuber) and father to two small children, Sara ( Katelynn Rodriguez) and Eliot ( Jack Dalton). "Escape from Tomorrow" is an act of cultural vandalism, the feature film equivalent of drawing genitals on cute storybook animals. Judging from what's onscreen, that was the only way it could have been done: if Disney had known what the cast and crew were up to, they'd never have allowed them anywhere near the parks. It was shot on location in Disney World without permits. That beleaguered side of me reacted to "Escape from Tomorrow" with cathartic glee. This low-budget black-and-white comedy about a husband and father going mad at Disney World is clearly the work of a filmmaker wrestling with demons. But I'm also a father of two who's visited Disney World on days when I was in a foul mood but had to suck it up and pretend to have a great time. In fact I love a good number of the company's films, am fascinated by the history of its theme parks, and own books about the company's founder, Walt Disney. As a provocation, it's aces, especially if-like the film's writer-director, Randy Moore-you hate Disney and everything it stands for. As a movie, "Escape from Tomorrow" is a dark, weird, smutty, fitfully amusing comedy that ultimately wears out its welcome. ![]() ![]() ![]() As a companion to 2014's “Cope” - which included tracks like “Top Notch” and “Every Stone” - the group later released “Hope,” an acoustic reimagining of every “Cope” track. Manchester Orchestra's third album, 2011's “Simple Math,” featured the track “April Fool,” which cracked the top 40 at alternative radio. As part of the 2010 two-track digital single “I Could Be the Only One,” Manchester Orchestra covered “I Could Be with Anyone,” a song by Devine, who, in turn, covered Manchester Orchestra's “The Only One,” a cut from the band's second album. Devine, signed to the Favorite Gentlemen label, will also perform Saturday at the Sherman Theater. Sophomore album “Mean Everything to Nothing,” the band's first of four top 40 titles on Billboard's album sales chart, spun-off the singles “I've Got Friends” and “Shake It Out,” with both making inroads at mainstream-rock and alternative radio. The band recorded a full-length debut album, “Nobody Sings Anymore,” though with its musical direction shifting, the group opted instead to release a second EP, “You Brainstorm, I Brainstorm, but Brilliance Needs a Good Editor,” in 2005. “I'm Like a Virgin Losing a Child,” the official debut full-length studio set, arrived in 2006, featuring the singles “Wolves at Night” and “I Can Barely Breathe.” Manchester Orchestra, which released the EP “5 Stories” in 2004, founded the independent record label Favorite Gentlemen in 2005. ![]() Three members with the group since its start or close to it - drummer Jeremiah Edmond, bassist Jonathan Corley and keyboardist Chris Freeman - departed the band in 2010, 2013 and 2016, respectively. Hull also made a cameo appearance as a camera man.Īside from Hull and McDowell, Manchester Orchestra - formed in Atlanta, Georgia, in 2004 - features Tim Very on drums and percussion, and Andy Prince on bass guitar. We have a great relationship in Manchester, so I'm always getting their thoughts and opinions on Gobo stuff.”īrothers-in-law Hull and McDowell have also extended their musical talents to Hollywood, writing the score for The Daniels' 2016 film “Swiss Army Man,” starring Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe. Now it has evolved into a mixture of that and a band. ![]() I would lock myself up alone in the studio and eventually have an album. Gobotron, McDowell said, “began as something I would do in between tours. McDowell, also a keyboardist and vocalist, has two albums under his belt as Gobotron: 2010's “On Your Mark, Get Set.” and 2016's “Transform.” The act, a collaboration with indie-folk artist Kevin Devine and featuring members of Manchester Orchestra, released a self-titled set in 2010 and a follow-up, “II,” in 2012, plus the limited “Daytrotter Session.” In addition, between 20, Hull - under the moniker Right Away, Great Captain! - released an album trilogy following the journey of a 17th-century sailor. Singer-songwriter Hull, a rhythm guitarist and pianist, formed Bad Books in 2010. Members of indie-rock band Manchester Orchestra - set to play Stroudsburg's Sherman Theater on Tuesday - have plenty to keep themselves busy within the group itself, though that hasn't stopped front man Andy Hull and lead guitarist Robert McDowell from taking occasional musical detours. ![]() ![]() Clear Mixer allows you to control the intensity of each shade. 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Set your post to "Resolved" when answered. ![]() ![]() ![]() I've been looking at some used ones just to have some spare parts on hand. It works great but it's old, I just know that one of these days it's gonna die on me and I'll be screwed. I even extra drive slides for it, one has a hard drive with Snow Leopard/Win XP for some really old software. It has 5 drives in it - OS Mountain Lion, OS Sierra, Win7, data drive for OS and a data drive for Windows. That's my main machine right now - a 3.33GHz 6-core with 48GB memory. If you want a pretty killer Windows 7 era machine made for it, just buy an old 2010/2012 Mac Pro. Then I have to get a new Laptop and I have no idea what to get these days, since I will never buy apple products again. Soon it is ten years! That computer is great, but I have a huge fear that it will die anytime soon. On a side note, my Macbook is still running. It is super fast, everything runs smooth (except videos if I do a little youtubing hehe) and I am very pleased. For that purpose, that computer is the best investment ever. As of such, I bought a big ass PC 2017, only to make music on. Since then though, I feel that apple has gone from great, to good, to OK, to bad, to worse and now I have no faith in their products what so ever. It actually felt like it was worth the money. ![]() ![]() Everything worked, everything made sense and it was really user friendly. I've started with PC, hated it, got myself a macbook pro early 2010 and was instantly hooked on apple. ![]() The Windows 10 download only boots via EFI, which means once you boot out of it, no worky anymore and getting back into MacOS means you better have a stock graphics card in it so you can use the Option key heh.Īgree that Mac users should consider to build their own PC. I couldn't get it installed using an MBR partition without going all the way back to my Windows 8 Pro disc, then updating to 8.1, THEN finally updating to 10 (this was not fun swapping my Windows 8->Windows 10 upgrade license back and forth either). 8.1 was pretty decent too but I never did get to try my free upgrade to 10 on it. I killed my Bootcamp partition when I moved my main drive to an SSD earlier this year but I still use it in VirtualBox and the hit it takes from being 'virtualized' is nothing for what I use it for. You can still use the old Bootcamp 5.1 to get all the drivers for it if it doesn't just work out of the box by now, and it runs great. If you want a pretty killer Windows 7 era machine made for it, just buy an old 2010/2012 Mac Pro heh. I looked into building a Win7 machine last Spring but the guy at the computer store looked at me like I was some kind of alien when I asked for Win7 motherboards and other hardware. Plus I don't like Win10 - of course I don't like the newer Mac OS's either, for day-to-day stuff I still use Mountain Lion. My problem with switching to a straight Windows machine now is that a lot of my PC software is older stuff I've been able to get it to run in Win7 but some of it will not tolerate Win10 and I'm too cheap to buy newer stuff. Three of my Macs run Windows through Bootcamp so that I can "work both sides of the street". Also another hobby of mine is astronomy and most telescope control and image processing software runs in Windows. I didn't switch to Macs until around '04 but I continued to use PC's 'cause we used Windows at work. I started with PC's in the early '90's, first computer ran MS-DOS and Windows 3.0. My mom switched to a windows 10 laptop earlier this year after asking about mine a bunch and she also keeps an ipad and iphone around but it is not difficult to work a windows PC into an apple ecosystem to be honest. In 2006 i switched to pc but kept apple everything else. My family all Mac users started with the apple ii and always used them. obviously you might need a laptop.ĭont feel bad if youre feeling like that. Sutekina bipu-on wrote:Mac users going to PC for their main machine should think about building their computer, these days you save so much money doing it and anyone who can rack a module can assemble a PC. ![]() ![]() ![]() My wife left a note on the fridge saying, “this is not working”. Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die. My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.Ī compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East. He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read. I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother. I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane. I was about to run and tell my wife, when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden… I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins. Some may find these jokes offensive, but since this article is labelled “120 jokes so dark we have to warn you twice”, we will assume you’re here by choice. Dark humor focuses on parts of life we normally don’t like to talk about, such as death, disease, depression and disaster, and attempts to make these things a little less scary by looking at the funny side of them. I know we started this list out with a warning, but here’s another one just in case: This is a collection of dark jokes. If black comedy does it for you, I’m sure you’ll love this definitive list of over 120 dark, sick and morbid jokes. It isn’t necessarily a bad thing, with some studies even showing that those who enjoy dark humor jokes may even be more intelligent than the average person. If you do have a dark sense of humor, relax. If that’s you, congratulations! You’ve come to the right place. Some people just have really disgusting senses of humor and laugh at things which really shouldn’t be funny. ![]() Dark Humor Jokes - Only to be kept to yourself or told to friends as sick as you. ![]() |
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